![]() I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it - the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet. If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream. You got another one coming around, don't you? Why don't you just put me on that one? I hear they're running two a day through New York City.' White, it's past 7:00.' 'No, the next one. I went up to the desk to leave a wake-up call for 7:00. I went out last night, and I got back at the hotel at 7:30 this morning. I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em. ![]()
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